dudesranch:

if you don’t drink

  • you’re not better than people who do

if you do drink

  • you’re not better than people who don’t

if you don’t smoke

  • you’re not better than people who do

if you smoke

  • you’re not better than people who don’t

if you wear crocs

  • there’s no help for you i’m sorry

if you smoke crack

  • it’s time to upgrade to coke

(Source: markohppus)